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Anonymous asked:

this might get buried so deep among all your other asks but I just had to say in TGG Jim came back and decided to kill Sherlock right after he and John inappropriately flirting in a pool talking about stripping and people might talk. Jealous much?

deducingbbcsherlock answered:

Yessssss! I never noticed that until loudest-subtext pointed it out and now every time I watch this scene I crack up when I see that mic still hooked on John’s jacket.

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"Ciao, Sherlock Holmes." piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimp omg

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now watch me walk away that’s right honey you had no idea what you’ve been missing but now you know

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yeah i bet you will catch me later but only when i want you to

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alright speak into the mic now baby tell me what you thought

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*heavy breathing* "Are you alright?!"

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*heavy breathing intensifies* "Sh-Sherlock!"

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the FUCK is going on in there

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*groaning* "Oh, christ…"

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*gasping for air* "Are you okay?"

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WHO FUCKING CARES JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY SUIT

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*seriously labored panting* "Yeah, me, I’m fine…that thing you did, that was…good."

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THING? WHAT THING? 

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"I’m glad no one saw that…you ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk."

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OH HELL NO 

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"People do little else."

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SORRY BOYS I’M SO FUCKING CHANGEABLE PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS “DOCTOR”

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YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY BE INTO THAT JUMPER WEARING MOTHERFUCKER I PULLED OUT THE WESTWOOD FOR YOU I’M A GODDAMN SEX GOD LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS SHIT COST AND THAT’S NOT ALL THAT’S BEEN WAXED I KNOW YOU LIKE YOUR CRIMINALS CLEAN SHAVEN SO LET’S FUCKING DO THIS

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TAKE ME

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TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME ASSHOLE JESUS CHRIST THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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oh my fucking god you’re still into Doctor Wankshit.

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well then you can’t be allowed to continue because it’s Mr. Sex or no one i mean i fucking strapped bombs to people for your virgin ass what else does a boy have to do to get some fucking attention besides dress like your fucking DAD i mean do i need to go shopping for flannel or something?

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omg lol flannel. as if.

meledol84:

loudest-subtext-in-television:

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I’ll always reblog this. I can’t stop laughing

Modus Operandi progress

I’m rubbish at this blogging business. Modus Operandi has been taking me an age to write owing to the sheer amount of research required to do My First CaseficTM, and that Chapter Two has been much more fun to write than Chapter One.

I also had the awkward problem that Molly and Mycroft appear to be flirting in a lot of their dialogue. This was unintentional. I don’t know whether to roll with this or not. This is not a pairing I ever considered before, but hey, if Molly’s hung-up on ridiculously intelligent sociopaths… <_<

I’m going to aim to get the first, very rough draft of Chapter One up next week. Because I write in Valve Time.

traumachu

traumachu:

So Jim says to Sherlock, as he is dying, “And Mrs. Hudson will cry, and Mummy and Daddy will cry, and The Woman will cry, and JOHN will cry buckets and buckets. It’s him that I’m worried about the most. That wife. Pfft. You’re letting him down, Sherlock. John Watson is definitely in danger.

Now the phrase, “John Watson is definitely in danger” is obviously what brings Sherlock back to the world of the living. But by the end of the episode, has the threat actually been neutralized? Or is it still there?